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Log Book for March 25, 2008
Journalist's Report
Sean Blackman Reporting
Time is running short. So many projects to complete. So few supplies to make it happen. Forget the space suits; this is the essence of sim. It's like staring at your computer, knowing what you want it to do, knowing that it is easy, and having no earthly idea how to get it done. In our case, we have the knowledge, but lack the experience required to accomplish it without having an Ace Hardware next door. Oh Ace, how we love thee.
We are also becoming acutely aware of an insanely frustrating fact. Among our ranks, we have a PhD student, three grad students, a senior undergrad in Biomedical Engineering, and the world's poster child for youth HAM radio. Yet all our combined education cannot get that black box of a Greenhab to work automatically. It seems so easy, so simple. I know for a fact that an apprentice electrician and a plumber could have this thing working by sunset. But the twenty-five some-odd years of post-secondary education dwelling within the HAB cannot. Lesson of the day: education cannot replace experience. It's all about having the right equipment and the right person working on it.
On a lighter note, I have a conundrum for you – a puzzle if you will. Riddle me this, riddle me that, this next event took so long I should have taken a nap. What is the only thing slower than a teenage girl getting ready in the morning? Three GA Tech female engineers putting on their space suits for an EVA. Normally this process takes about 20 minutes. Today, almost an hour and a half. Now in their defense, these suits aren’t exactly made for small female body types and, therefore, had to be adjusted. But seriously people, an hour and a half goes straight past absurd and right on to insanity. And the chaos didn’t end there. Oh no. What comes after getting ready? ATVs. Three females…driving… in the desert. Without roads. Need I say more?
Luckily, our brave explorers made it back safely with some help from Andrea, Dan, and a whole GPS constellation. And they did indeed accomplish their mission of Mars Exploration to Box Canyon. They effectively tested the range of our communication system and real time navigation assistance. Congratulations ladies. We live to see another Martian day and another beautiful night on the Red Planet.
Crew 69 out!
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